Stay Chill and Unbothered in Our Zen AF Tank Top

If your soul is craving peace but your kids are screaming like banshees in the backseat, congratulations—you are officially Zen AF. That’s exactly why this Zen AF tank top exists. It’s the funny yoga workout shirt you didn’t know you needed, but trust me, your sanity depends on it. The Zen AF tank top is made for moms who try to meditate while folding laundry and dads who attempt mindfulness while someone throws Goldfish crackers at their head. Basically, it’s for real people.

This isn’t just a tank top—it’s an attitude. Lightweight, breathable, and slightly sarcastic, it was designed for the mom who sneaks out to yoga class but still gets interrupted by text messages that say “where’s my soccer cleats?” You’ll throw this on and instantly feel like you’re channeling inner calm—even if your house looks like a Target toy aisle exploded.

Zen AF Tank Top for Women Who Keep It Real

Here’s the deal: we made this tank in two styles, because one size (or fit) does not fit all.

✨ Comfort Colors 9360 Tank – 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, and pre-shrunk for that laid-back, slightly oversized, boho vibe. If you like soft vintage-washed feels, this is your new go-to.

✨ Next Level 1533 Racerback Tank – A sporty, lightweight blend (60% cotton / 40% polyester) that hugs a little closer and is perfect for hot yoga, pilates, or just showing off your favorite sports bra.

You pick your tank style during checkout. Either way, you’re getting quality fabric, printed in the USA, designed to survive sweat sessions, grocery runs, and everything in between.

Why you’ll love it

• Funny but true – Zen AF isn’t just a phrase; it’s survival.

• Versatile AF – wear it to yoga, brunch, or when you just want people to know you’re trying to be calm but are two seconds from snapping.

• Premium comfort – because we all deserve a little softness when life feels like chaos.

Colors Available

💠 Comfort Colors 9360: White, Pepper, Black, Granite, Island Reef, Sandstone, Ivory, Light Green, Blossom, Crimson, Blue Jean, Terracotta.
💠 Next Level 1533 Racerback: White, Heather Grey, Midnight Navy, Solid Royal, Black.

Sizing Info

📏 Comfort Colors 9360 Tank (Relaxed Fit):

• XS → Width 16.5” / Length 25.2”

• S → Width 17.5” / Length 26.6”

• M → Width 19.5” / Length 28”

• L → Width 21.2” / Length 29.3”

• XL → Width 23” / Length 30.7”

• 2XL → Width 25” / Length 31.6”

• 3XL → Width 27” / Length 32.5”

📏 Next Level 1533 Racerback (Slim Fit):

• XS → Chest 14” / Length 27”

• S → Chest 15” / Length 27.5”

• M → Chest 16” / Length 28”

• L → Chest 17” / Length 28.5”

• XL → Chest 18” / Length 29”

• 2XL → Chest 19” / Length 29.5”

👉 Pro tip: Size up in Comfort Colors if you want an oversized look. Stick to your usual size in Racerback unless you’re between sizes.

How to Order

1️⃣ Select your tank style & size – Comfort Colors 9360 or Next Level 1533 Racerback.
2️⃣ Choose your color – scroll the dropdown for available shades.
3️⃣ Checkout & relax – your new favorite yoga tank is on its way.

Who This Tank is For

• Yogis who need a reminder to breathe (literally).

• Moms and dads squeezing in a quick flow before school pickup.

• Anyone who loves sarcastic, relatable, and actually wearable designs.

• People who know balance is less about poses and more about surviving Monday mornings.

At the end of the day, yoga isn’t about perfect poses or fancy gear—it’s about showing up, moving your body, and finding your breath. This tank is your reminder to keep it simple: stretch, breathe, balance, flow, sweat, and repeat.

Pair it with your vibe

This tank top is part of our honesty collection. If sarcasm is your love language, you’ll also laugh at our Yoga and Wine Tank Top (because yes, balance means hitting savasana and then pouring a glass). And for those days when your zen comes with a side of rebellion, the Swearing Helps Tank is basically a reminder that your mat doesn’t judge. Check out the rest of our Yoga Collection for more unapologetically real gear.

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