The If We Were Both In Jail Candle That Celebrates Chaos

Some friendships are built on trust. Others are built on chaos, questionable decisions, and the kind of laughter that leaves you crying. The if we were both in jail candle is for that second kind. It’s sarcastic, it’s bold, and it’s the perfect way to celebrate the best friend who would never let you do stupid things alone.

Why the if we were both in jail candle is the best friend gift you didn’t know you needed

This isn’t just a candle—it’s an inside joke in wax form. It’s the gift you hand over when words fall short, because nothing says “ride-or-die” quite like a flame that celebrates your joint poor decisions.

Candle specs that make this more than a joke

🕯️ Jar & Size Options

• Amber Jar Candle – 4oz

• Amber Jar Candle – 9oz

• Clear Jar Candle – 9oz

🌸 Scents That Fit the Friendship

• Cinnamon Vanilla

• Apple Harvest

• Christmas Warmth

• Peppered Passionfruit

• White Sage + Lavender

• Unscented

• Coconut + Cardamom

• Atlantis Whisper

• Clean Cotton

♻️ Details That Matter

• 100% soy wax, vegan, non-toxic, and hand-poured in the USA

• Burns clean for 50–60 hours

• Cotton wick + consistent wax color

• Reusable glass jars, because even reckless besties can be eco-conscious

The vibe this candle brings

The if we were both in jail candle is unapologetically honest. It’s funny, heartfelt, and just the right amount of chaotic. It’s the perfect mood setter for late-night story sessions about all the times you swore, “never again”—but definitely did it again.

When your friendship deserves fire

That’s why our candles collection exists. Some bonds are too good to be wrapped in cheesy gifts. For the days when you want to laugh through the mess, the you’re the only bitch I’d do stupid shit with candle is the partner this one deserves. And for the moments when life’s circus act pushes you both to the edge, the the sweet scent of escaping this circus candle is there to remind you that survival is always funnier together.

Keeping It Real, One Candle at a Time

The if we were both in jail candle is also a reminder that not every friendship has to be polished. Some are messy, loud, and absolutely unforgettable—and that’s exactly what makes them worth celebrating.

It’s the kind of gift that goes beyond birthdays or holidays. It’s the candle you give “just because,” the one that turns an ordinary Tuesday into a story worth telling.

And maybe the best part? Every time your bestie lights it, they’ll think of the nights you both laughed until your stomach hurt and the mornings you swore you’d make better choices—spoiler: you didn’t.

Candle safety (because even chaos has rules)

• Don’t leave burning candles unattended

• Keep away from pets, kids, and poorly thought-out schemes

• Always trim the wick before lighting

• Stop burning when ½ inch of wax remains

The Last Laugh in Soy Wax

The if we were both in jail candle is more than a joke—it’s a love letter to the friend who’s always in it with you, no matter how questionable “it” is.

And because we’re all about keeping it real, don’t forget to follow us on Etsy for more sarcastic designs that feel like therapy in soy wax.

Want to be the first to grab new drops that scream honesty louder than you do? Join our mailing list here → https://subscribepage.io/ZmpJRX.