Funny Plank Yoga Tank Top That Brings the Sass to Your Practice

This funny plank yoga tank top was made for the woman who can hold a plank longer than a conversation about keto. Whether you’re sweating through core work or surviving hot yoga, it’s your sarcastic badge of honor.

The “Plank You, Next” design is a nod to Ariana Grande’s sass, mixed with your own post-workout side-eye. It’s breathable, soft, and built for every stretch, twist, and dramatic sigh.

Why This Funny Plank Yoga Tank Top is a Must for Yogis with Attitude

Is all about balance—half mindful breathing, half mentally cursing the instructor during planks. This tank gets it. It’s for women who take their practice seriously, but not themselves.

The racerback cut allows full movement while the soft cotton-poly blend keeps you cool when class gets heated—literally or emotionally.

Tank Top Specs:

• 60% combed, ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester

• Lightweight and breathable

• Slim, flattering fit

• Tear-away label

• Ethically made and printed in the USA

When Your Workout Needs a Little Shade

Some tops whisper “inhale, exhale.” This one says “good luck keeping up.” Pair it with leggings for class, denim shorts for errands, or your best “I woke up like this” messy bun for a coffee run.

It’s the perfect reminder that you can be fit, and a little bit feisty—all at once.

When your instructor says “just one more plank,” this shirt says “Plank you, next.” It’s perfect for the yogi who can laugh at herself while still pushing through every last core-burning second.

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There’s a certain smug satisfaction in surviving a plank while everyone else collapses. This tank lets you wear that victory—without even breaking your poker face.

This tank thrives in the wild—whether you’re hitting Pilates, going for a morning jog, or running errands that count as cardio because your shopping cart is full.

The fabric is soft enough for lounging, but sturdy enough to handle the kind of sweat that comes from both workouts and “why did I sign up for this?” moments.

And while the design makes a statement, the cut makes it versatile. Throw it under a denim jacket, pair it with joggers, or wear it to brunch when you’re still in workout mode but also in mimosa mode.

This tank is proof that you can love it without loving every single pose. It’s a little wink to your fellow yogis that you’re in it for the flow, but you’re also counting down the seconds during those endless holds.

It’s also the kind of top that sparks conversations—at the gym, at the coffee shop, or even at school drop-off. Because nothing bonds people faster than a shared dislike of planks.

Even if your plank form isn’t perfect, your outfit will be. This tank keeps its shape and color no matter how many times it hits the laundry—so you can keep showing up, looking good, and rolling your eyes through the hard parts.

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