The You’re the Only Bitch I’d Do Stupid Shit With Candle That Burns as Bright as Your Friendship

Some friendships are classy. Others are loud, reckless, and built on questionable decisions that somehow become your favorite stories. The you’re the only bitch i’d do stupid shit with candle is for the second kind. It’s sarcastic, unapologetic, and the perfect gift for the friend who’s never once told you “maybe that’s a bad idea.”

Why the you’re the only bitch i’d do stupid shit with candle is the ultimate bestie gift

This is the candle that says it all without a card. It’s the bestie-approved way of admitting, “you’re my partner in chaos, and I wouldn’t survive this circus without you.”

Candle specs your bestie will actually care about

🕯️ Jar & Size Options

• Amber Jar Candle – 4oz

• Amber Jar Candle – 9oz

• Clear Jar Candle – 9oz

🌸 Scents as Bold as Your Friendship

• Cinnamon Vanilla

• Apple Harvest

• Christmas Warmth

• Peppered Passionfruit

• White Sage + Lavender

• Unscented

• Coconut + Cardamom

• Atlantis Whisper

• Clean Cotton

♻️ Why This Candle Beats the Rest

• 100% soy wax, vegan, non-toxic, and hand-poured in the USA

• 50–60 hours of clean burn time (longer than your last bad idea lasted)

• Cotton wick with consistent wax color

• Reusable jars, because chaos and sustainability can coexist

The vibe this candle brings

The you’re the only bitch i’d do stupid shit with candle is part sarcastic statement, part survival tool. It’s made for the nights you’re laughing until your stomach hurts and the mornings when you swear you’ll “never do that again.” It’s a flame that burns just like your friendship—bright, reckless, and impossible to ignore.

When friendship deserves more than words

That’s why our candles collection exists. Because some bonds can’t be wrapped up in generic gifts. For the days when loyalty means laughing through the disaster, the if we were both in jail candle is the perfect partner to this one. And when life gets so overwhelming that you both need a reset, the i’m done with this shit candle has your back. Together, they’re the friendship starter pack in soy wax.

Keeping it real, one candle at a time

The you’re the only bitch i’d do stupid shit with candle isn’t just a funny gift—it’s a badge of honor. It’s proof that your friendship is built on authenticity, sarcasm, and memories you couldn’t explain even if you tried.

It’s also the kind of gift that lives outside of holidays and birthdays. It’s the candle you give “just because,” the one that turns an average Wednesday into a full-blown laugh attack.

And let’s be honest: every time your bestie lights it, they’ll think of every stupid thing you’ve ever done together—and probably start planning the next one.

Candle safety (because even chaos has rules)

• Don’t leave burning candles unattended

• Keep away from kids, pets, and drunk decision-making

• Always trim the wick before lighting

• Stop burning when ½ inch of wax remains

The last laugh in soy wax

The you’re the only bitch i’d do stupid shit with candle is unapologetically honest. It’s hilarious, it’s heartfelt, and it’s the kind of survival tool every friendship deserves.

This candle isn’t about perfection—it’s about the messy, wild, and absolutely unforgettable parts of friendship. The you’re the only bitch i’d do stupid shit with candle is a flame that laughs with you, rolls its eyes with you, and refuses to let you take life too seriously.

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